Bill Gates: Looking Back, Moving Ahead Part 1
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After 30 years of magical Windows experience Bill Gates presented to the world, July 1st will be the day he officially retires from Microsoft.
An epic email rant by Bill Gates
Sometimes, software isn’t so magical. Even for Bill Gates.
Microsoft Visual Web Developer 2008 Express Edition
If you’re a professional designer or just a newbie learning your way to be a master designer, you definitely have heard of Adobe Dreamweaver. But what you might have missed is Microsoft Visual Web Developer 2008 Express Edition. If you want to get familiar with ASP.NET, this is definitely the tool for that.
For casual designers who use Microsoft Frontpage, this is definitely a major upgrade. This versatile HTML and CSS editor is free, as in saving hundreds of dollars for buying Dreamweaver CS3.
You might got an error message “Microsoft Visual Web Developer 2008 Express Edition - ENU has encountered a problem during setup. Setup did not complete correctly” while installing the application. If that’s the case, then head to this page to download the ISO image. Extract the ISO file and look for VWDExpress folder. Finally, locate the autorun file and start the installation.
Yes, Mila Kunis is so hot - it burns.
Stupid secretary
- Her: Can I have the phone number of the consulting company where you worked for the past 6 years?
- Guy: I was self employed. I am the owner and sole employee of the consulting company and I would be happy to answer any questions you have.
- Her: No, I need to call to verify!
- Guy: ...But you'll just be calling me.
- Her: I have to call — what's the number?
- Guy: The number of the office is [my cell number].
- (note: I'm standing 2 feet directly in front of her. She dials the phone and I answer.)
- Her: Hello — this is Paula from Initrode Global, calling in reference to Snoofle's employment.
- Guy (both into the cell phone and to her): I know, I'm standing right in front of you.
- Her (into the phone): Could you please verify the dates of Snoofle's employment at VirtuDyne, Intelligenuity and Initech?
- Guy (reading from my résumé that is laying on her desk in front of her): VirtuDyne: a1 to b1, Intelligenuity: a2 to b2, and Initech: a3 to b3.
- Her: Great, thank you! *click*
- Guy (directly to her): ...Did you not notice that you were talking to me right here in front of you?
- Her: I know, but I have to call to check these things.
My grandfather once told my dad, “I wish you could have seen Babe Ruth.”
My dad once told me, “I wish you could have seen Muhammed Ali.”
Someday I will tell my son, “I wish you could have seen Michael Jordan.”
My dad once told me, “I wish you could have seen Muhammed Ali.”
Someday I will tell my son, “I wish you could have seen Michael Jordan.”
Naked mole rat. This small and hair-less rodent lives in underground tunnels in the semi-arid grassy regions of Eastern Africa. Like insects, naked mole-rats live in a colony in which the animals belong to a caste (such as soldier) and the queen is the only female that reproduces.
Cool business cards designs
The designs are so mind blowing and creatively good, it put yours to shame.